Friday, July 6, 2007

Because I've got nothing else to blog about;

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

Put an x in the ones you do then add it up and thats your age!

[ ]I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ]I do my own laundry.
[x]I can cook for myself.
[x]I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[x] I think politics are exciting.
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends.

Total : 3

[x] I show up for school and/or work every day unless I'm sick.
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once aweek.

Total so far : 5

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Italian.
[ ] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[ ] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[ ] I study when I have to.
[ ] I pay attention at school.
[ ] I remember to feed my pets.

Total so far : 8

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I get home is get a soda/drink.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast.

Total so far : 13

[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[x] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.

Total : 16

I actually do act my age :). And just because I reallyreally have nothing better to do;

HOW STUPID ARE YOU?
18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 6

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 7

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 10

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 13

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

So far: 14

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.

So far: 14

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 16

[x]When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

Total : 18

Okay, this isn't working. I'm still bored.

jue*more than meets the eye.

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