Friday, July 13, 2007

you're burning bridges baby.

What type of guy are you into?

GANGSTER
[] Diamond studs in their ear(s).
[] Big, baggy shirts.
[X] Pants that are down far enough so you can see their boxers.
[X] Short hair.
[] Expensive shoes.
[] "Bling".
[] Slang (wut up dawg, etc.).
[] Fancy watches.
[] Listens to rap.

Total: 2

SKATER
[X] Wears skate shoes.
[] Skates.
[] Long hair.
[] Tight pants.
[X] Tan.
[X] Athletic.
[] Wears hats.
[X] Listens to rock.
[] Wears brands like Element, Zoo York, etc.

Total: 4

EMO/SCENE
[] Straightens hair.
[] Wears eyeliner.
[] Lip piercing.
[] Paints nails black.
[] Tight pants.
[] Listens to emo music.
[] Likes Hawthorne Heights.
[] Quiet.
[] Writes poetry/song lyrics.
[] Wears alot of black.

Total: 0

PUNK ROCKER
[] Wears Tripp pants.
[] Piercings.
[X] Tattoos.
[] Hair dyed unnatural colors.
[] Funky hairstyles (mohawks and the like).
[X] Wears converses.
[] Pants with chains.
[] Listens to punk music.
[] Wears plaid.
[X] Plays guitar/drums/other instrument.
[] Doesn't care what people think; confidence.

Total: 3

GOTH
[] Wears alot of black.
[] Shops at Hot Topic.
[] Wears black makeup.
[] Wears combat boots.
[] Wears pants with straps.
[] Black hair.
[] Long hair.
[] Listens to death metal.
[] Pale.
[] Hates the world.
[] Writes poetry/song lyrics.

Total : 0

GAMER
[] Plays lots of video games.
[] On the computer alot.
[] Plays online games.
[] Constantly talks about games.
[] Will play games with you fairly.
[] Wears glasses.
[X] Good with computers.

Total: 1

REDNECK
[] Lives on a farm.
[X] Strong.
[X] Tan.
[X] Loves animals.
[X] Hardworking.
[] Has alot of redneck customs.
[] Enjoys riding on his tractor.
[] Listens to country music.

Total: 4

ANIME/MANGA FREAK
[] Likes anime.
[] Likes manga.
[] Has a room full of anime/manga stuff.
[] Listens to J-rock or J-pop.
[] Dresses in Japanese street fashion.
[] Asian.
[] Talks about anime/manga constantly.
[] Can speak a bit of Japanese.

Total: 0

NERD
[X] Knows HTML/CSS/other computer language.
[] Has their own website.
[] On the computer 24/7.
[] Has glasses.
[] Quiet and reserved.
[] Goes on forums.
[] Listens to any type of music.

Total: 1

SMART
[] Types with proper grammar and spelling online.
[X] Is a good writer.
[X] Has a big vocabulary.
[] Always answers your questions.
[X] Helps you with homework.
[X] Can have a decent intelligent conversation.
[X] Knows alot about politics and other things most kids aren't into.
[] Has smart comebacks and knows how to defend themselves.

Total: 5

Dear God,
Please find me an intelligent skater boyy longing to be a redneck punk rocker that wears his pants so far down I can see his boxers and knows some stuff about computers.

It's not that hard, right? :)

p/s Please make him tall&skinny too.

jue*i know you think that i shouldn't still love you.

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