i need an escape route.

I haven't been blogging properly because I really have nothing to blog about. And the things that could be blogged about, well, I rather keep them private. So here's a little something something I've come across. And as much as I despise putting up forwarded junk on my blog or putting up 'advice' written by other people because most of the time it's crap, but I guess this is all I can entertain you with. Enjoy.

From a guys point of view;

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, it pisses us off.

And it doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 am that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

One of the sexiest thing about a girl is her confidence.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take advantage of the mood we're in.

Let us pay for you.

Don't "feel bad" about it.

We enjoy doing it. It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

Or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care.

You have girlfriends for that.

Girls, I cannot stress this enough;

If you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont't wait for him to change. Ditch the sorry disgrace to the male population ass and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel, or what you do.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes and say "I love you", and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Crap, it's only been an hour and I'm already missing your company. I am so not cockwhipped, Mandy.

jue*they're trying to make me go to rehab.