Because no one can do it like he does;
Once upon a generation gap, there lived a girl who had strawberry coloured hair. She lived in a world of candy and in that world, everyone lived happily ever after except for one - a guy who's name should not be mentioned. He had slimy green hair, long green finger nails and people called him...BAYAM!
So one day, Strawberry Girl went to play around the Candyland and suddenly!, she tripped on a piece of rock candy.
She says, "Damn! Stupid rock candy! Spoiled my friggin marshmallow slippers."
Then suddenly, as she was looking at her damaged slippers, she felt a presence. She turned around and saw...
JENG JENG JENG...
BAYAM!!
They fought. Bayam with his long slimy hands and Strawberry Girl with her plump arms. Obviously, Bayam won the fight because Strawberry Girl couldn't move much - she was fat.
THE END!
Moral of story : Eat your veggie!
Once upon a generation gap, there lived a girl who had strawberry coloured hair. She lived in a world of candy and in that world, everyone lived happily ever after except for one - a guy who's name should not be mentioned. He had slimy green hair, long green finger nails and people called him...BAYAM!
So one day, Strawberry Girl went to play around the Candyland and suddenly!, she tripped on a piece of rock candy.
She says, "Damn! Stupid rock candy! Spoiled my friggin marshmallow slippers."
Then suddenly, as she was looking at her damaged slippers, she felt a presence. She turned around and saw...
JENG JENG JENG...
BAYAM!!
They fought. Bayam with his long slimy hands and Strawberry Girl with her plump arms. Obviously, Bayam won the fight because Strawberry Girl couldn't move much - she was fat.
THE END!
Moral of story : Eat your veggie!
3 comments:
LMFAO!! Whaaatttt...?? Cool story though.
(I think.) LOL.
Best story I've read ALL WEEK. :D
haha, i think he'd be proud! (:
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